Did Chicken Little Meet the King?

Inconvenient Truth: The Movie screenplay background material:

Once upon a time there was a tiny, tiny chicken VP named Chicken Little Al Gore. One day Chicken Little Al Gore was scratching in the garden when something fell on her head.
“Oh,” cried Chicken Little Al Gore, “the sky is falling globe is warming. I must go tell the king American People Hollywood!

So Chicken Little ran and ran, and she met Henny Penny Ed Bagley Jr.

“Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little Al Gore?” asked Henny Penny Ed Bagley Jr..
“Ah, Henny Penny Ed Bagley Jr.,” said Chicken Little Al Gore, “the sky is falling, and I must go and tell the king Hollywood”
“How do you know that the sky is falling, Chicken Little Al Gore?” asked Henny Penny Ed Bagley Jr.”I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a bit of it fell on my head,” said Chicken Little Al Gore.
“I will go with you to the king Hollywood,” said Henny Penny Ed Bagley Jr.
So they ran along together, and they met Ducky Daddles.

Ok, you get the idea so I won’t bother with more editing. I’ve plagiarized the rest of the story for those of you who haven’t read it in awhile.

“Where do you travel so fast?” asked Ducky Daddles.
“Ah, Ducky Daddles,” said Chicken Little, “the sky is falling, and Henny Penny and I go to tell the king.”
“How do you know that the sky is falling, Chicken Little?” asked Ducky Daddles.
“I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a bit of it fell on my head,” said Chicken Little.
“I will go with you to the king,” said Ducky Daddles.
So they ran along together, and they met Goosey Loosey.
“Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little?” asked Goosey Loosey.
“Ah, Goosey Loosey,” said Chicken Little, “the sky is falling. Henny Penny and Ducky Daddles and I go to tell the king.”
“How do you know that the sky is falling, Chicken Little?” asked Goosey Loosey.
“I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a bit of it fell on my head,” said Chicken Little.
“I will go with you,” said Goosey Loosey.
So they ran along together, and they met Turkey Lurkey.
“Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little?” asked Turkey Lurkey.
“Ah, Turkey Lurkey,” said Chicken Little, “the sky is falling, and Henny Penny and Ducky Daddles and Goosey Loosey and I go to tell the king.”
“How do you know that the sky is falling?” asked Turkey Lurkey.
“I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a bit of it fell on my head,” said Chicken Little.
“I will go with you to the king,” said Turkey Lurkey.
So they ran along together, and they met Foxy Loxy.
“Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little?” asked Foxy Loxy.
“Ah, Foxy Loxy,” said Chicken Little, “the sky is falling, and we go to tell the king.”
“Do you know the way to the king’s house?” asked Foxy Loxy.
“No,” said Chicken Little.
“No,” said Henny Penny.
“No,” said Ducky Daddles.
“No,” said Goosey Loosey.
“No,” said Turkey Lurkey.
“Then come with me and I will show you,” said Foxy Loxy.
And just as he was about to lead them into his den to eat them…

Character roles have recently been filled by Bellingham City Council and 5 state Governors, however there is room for several extras.

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